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1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP ?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from ?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes ?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker ?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible ?


8. Why is it called building when it is already built ?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success ?

10. If you're not supposed to drink & drive, then why do Bars hv parking lots ?


11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented ?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???